Who Stepped on a Duck?
"I can drink a whole Hennessey fifth/ Some call it a problem but I call it a gift."
-Tha Alkaholiks
So this guy called the radio show I was listening to, and the topic was sleep problems. The host was talking about how much better he sleeps now that he and his wife are in separate beds. Ok, for me, I would sleep worse. I love having my wife next to me. So, this guy calls in, says, he is 300 lbs, and he would like to sleep in separate beds, but can't convince his wife. Ok, first and foremost, the proper advice here is...you are 3 freaking bills, just be happy someone married you you parade float! It just got me thinking, this is why relationships don't work. Everyone wants a perfect marriage, they want to feel like they have a soul mate. Just be happy you found someone who tolerates all of your crap. Your needs aren't being met? Drop some of your needs! I can understand being upset if your spouse isnt physically attracted to you, won't find a job, does Heroin at the dinner table.......these are legitimate concerns. But filing for divorce because your spouse leaves dishes in the sink is extreme.
Hmm. Catholics say suicide is a sin, and you go to hell. But these Islamic extremists think that if they kill themselves, they are going to heaven. I've got some bad news for someone........one of you is right.
Ok, I am all for honoring Pat Tillman. One problem, we are going too far. He just got awarded every medal the Army could dig up. They are retiring his jersey. The league is honoring him. Here is a guy that refused to do an interview about his decision because he didnt want any attention. Now he passes, and it's like free game on making a spectacle of it. It has gotten to the point where every organization affiliated with Pat is using his death to benefit. It is sickening. We chastise the people who are selling Tillman memorabilia on Ebay, but we don't take the NFL, ASU, etc to task for taking advantage of Pat's memory. Let's call a spade a spade, and admit that there is such a thing as too much praise.
Dubya insisted that Cheney join him while being interviewed by the 9/11 commission. I can see that. It's alot like the requirement that a minor be accompanied by their parent or guardian.
Sigh. Why do I kill myself like this? I emailed the wifey to make sure she got a check I sent. Another vanilla response. I just feel like Im being treated like a friend. That better not be the case. You leave me, you leave me totally. There is no friendship afterwards. She better realize that. I won't be strung along (even though I am right now.....), but I have no choice right now. Finals, work, I have too much going on. But man, when finals are over.....this shit is getting resolved. I have been real cool for a long time, really, almost too patient. But as soon as I get some time to really think about things, I can already tell that Im gonna be pretty angry. This is a bad time for these feelings to be coming up. God, this sucks.
I really like stuff like UFOs, the Bermuda Triangle, stuff like that. I know it's probably all crap, but isn't there something interesting about things we can't explain? Then again, I can't explain a single thing about life. I don't know why the universe exists, why Im here, any of that. So why do I need to find something else I can't explain. I guess when you think about it, I can't explain nuclear physics, but at least there are books on the subject. Why don't I learn about something that is tangible? Why worry about ghosts and aliens and crap like that? Are we all so bored with life that we need to think about things that just aren't there? The Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot, the Yeti. Even if these things were proven, wouldn't it suck? I mean, say they find Bigfoot. It'll be like, wow, Bigfoot, oooh. Then what? It'll be old news in like a week. We have absolutely no attention span anymore. Constantly looking for something new, no patience. I know, I get mad if the microwave takes too long. And it is governed by the laws of time and space.....and still Im like, come one! What was I talking about? I already forgot....
Today's radio station of choice is WZON from Bangor, Maine. Wow! This place is making Cedar Rapids look like the Big Apple. The major issue on the table today is the removal of strange vegetation from your boat when taking it out of the water. I have now been told to do that at least 10 times in various news reports. In addition, the business report basically amounted to 5 companies all bankrupt or being bought out by Connecticut firms. Also, it it appears that a great majority of the state's population is moving south. I know, I know, amazing. I was shocked myself. Also, it turns out I can get an audio cassette of all the great Maine games from the past for 12.99. Now that is a bargain.
Duke University has decided to eliminate 8 AM classes. Talk about putting a band aid on a broken leg. Ok, it's a start. Who goes to 8 AM class? No one. Let's be honest, no one in undergrad is in class until 2 pm. All undergrad classes should just be night classes. If you can get out of bed before noon, you are a freaking nerd! And when you go to a place like Minnesota, where its a 20 minute walk through slush and snow, well.......
The worst thing about being homeless, is never being able to enjoy camping.
Remember the Walk of Shame? Don't act like I just made it up. In college, you would either hook up with someone, or pass out on the floor of a fraternity house....then you have to make that 400 mile trek across campus back to your dorm in the same clothes as the night before. Next thing you know, you are in a roped off line, waiting to get into the bathroom to take a shower. One guy never worries about that. You know, he's at the end of the hall, he never goes out, he's probably in the ROTC. He's up at 730, with his flip flops and his basket. You know the basket. It holds the shampoo, the soap, the loofa. You have got to be a class A dork to have the basket. Im sorry, but you arent cool unless you are half naked, wobbling down the hall with a towel you havent washed in like 2 weeks. Sitting under water heated by boiling lava, you sit there for 2 hours, then wash yourself with the left over soap slivers, pressing them together to form some sort of mutant bar of soap. Just be careful washing your backside with that little thing, cause, 'whoop!', it's gone! And what was with the water pressure in those dorm showers? I turned that thing on, it blew me out the window. I had to strap myself in to stay in there, then stand there and take a pressurized blast to the face like I was marching on Montgomery.
Is it me, or are there not alot of black people or mexicans going skiing? I never see em on the mountain. Its always white guys named chip, and these little 5 year old shooting down the hill at 800 mph. If I see a black guy and a mexican guy at the top of the mountain, I call 911....there's been a plane crash!
Have a great weekend.....
-Tha Alkaholiks
So this guy called the radio show I was listening to, and the topic was sleep problems. The host was talking about how much better he sleeps now that he and his wife are in separate beds. Ok, for me, I would sleep worse. I love having my wife next to me. So, this guy calls in, says, he is 300 lbs, and he would like to sleep in separate beds, but can't convince his wife. Ok, first and foremost, the proper advice here is...you are 3 freaking bills, just be happy someone married you you parade float! It just got me thinking, this is why relationships don't work. Everyone wants a perfect marriage, they want to feel like they have a soul mate. Just be happy you found someone who tolerates all of your crap. Your needs aren't being met? Drop some of your needs! I can understand being upset if your spouse isnt physically attracted to you, won't find a job, does Heroin at the dinner table.......these are legitimate concerns. But filing for divorce because your spouse leaves dishes in the sink is extreme.
Hmm. Catholics say suicide is a sin, and you go to hell. But these Islamic extremists think that if they kill themselves, they are going to heaven. I've got some bad news for someone........one of you is right.
Ok, I am all for honoring Pat Tillman. One problem, we are going too far. He just got awarded every medal the Army could dig up. They are retiring his jersey. The league is honoring him. Here is a guy that refused to do an interview about his decision because he didnt want any attention. Now he passes, and it's like free game on making a spectacle of it. It has gotten to the point where every organization affiliated with Pat is using his death to benefit. It is sickening. We chastise the people who are selling Tillman memorabilia on Ebay, but we don't take the NFL, ASU, etc to task for taking advantage of Pat's memory. Let's call a spade a spade, and admit that there is such a thing as too much praise.
Dubya insisted that Cheney join him while being interviewed by the 9/11 commission. I can see that. It's alot like the requirement that a minor be accompanied by their parent or guardian.
Sigh. Why do I kill myself like this? I emailed the wifey to make sure she got a check I sent. Another vanilla response. I just feel like Im being treated like a friend. That better not be the case. You leave me, you leave me totally. There is no friendship afterwards. She better realize that. I won't be strung along (even though I am right now.....), but I have no choice right now. Finals, work, I have too much going on. But man, when finals are over.....this shit is getting resolved. I have been real cool for a long time, really, almost too patient. But as soon as I get some time to really think about things, I can already tell that Im gonna be pretty angry. This is a bad time for these feelings to be coming up. God, this sucks.
I really like stuff like UFOs, the Bermuda Triangle, stuff like that. I know it's probably all crap, but isn't there something interesting about things we can't explain? Then again, I can't explain a single thing about life. I don't know why the universe exists, why Im here, any of that. So why do I need to find something else I can't explain. I guess when you think about it, I can't explain nuclear physics, but at least there are books on the subject. Why don't I learn about something that is tangible? Why worry about ghosts and aliens and crap like that? Are we all so bored with life that we need to think about things that just aren't there? The Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot, the Yeti. Even if these things were proven, wouldn't it suck? I mean, say they find Bigfoot. It'll be like, wow, Bigfoot, oooh. Then what? It'll be old news in like a week. We have absolutely no attention span anymore. Constantly looking for something new, no patience. I know, I get mad if the microwave takes too long. And it is governed by the laws of time and space.....and still Im like, come one! What was I talking about? I already forgot....
Today's radio station of choice is WZON from Bangor, Maine. Wow! This place is making Cedar Rapids look like the Big Apple. The major issue on the table today is the removal of strange vegetation from your boat when taking it out of the water. I have now been told to do that at least 10 times in various news reports. In addition, the business report basically amounted to 5 companies all bankrupt or being bought out by Connecticut firms. Also, it it appears that a great majority of the state's population is moving south. I know, I know, amazing. I was shocked myself. Also, it turns out I can get an audio cassette of all the great Maine games from the past for 12.99. Now that is a bargain.
Duke University has decided to eliminate 8 AM classes. Talk about putting a band aid on a broken leg. Ok, it's a start. Who goes to 8 AM class? No one. Let's be honest, no one in undergrad is in class until 2 pm. All undergrad classes should just be night classes. If you can get out of bed before noon, you are a freaking nerd! And when you go to a place like Minnesota, where its a 20 minute walk through slush and snow, well.......
The worst thing about being homeless, is never being able to enjoy camping.
Remember the Walk of Shame? Don't act like I just made it up. In college, you would either hook up with someone, or pass out on the floor of a fraternity house....then you have to make that 400 mile trek across campus back to your dorm in the same clothes as the night before. Next thing you know, you are in a roped off line, waiting to get into the bathroom to take a shower. One guy never worries about that. You know, he's at the end of the hall, he never goes out, he's probably in the ROTC. He's up at 730, with his flip flops and his basket. You know the basket. It holds the shampoo, the soap, the loofa. You have got to be a class A dork to have the basket. Im sorry, but you arent cool unless you are half naked, wobbling down the hall with a towel you havent washed in like 2 weeks. Sitting under water heated by boiling lava, you sit there for 2 hours, then wash yourself with the left over soap slivers, pressing them together to form some sort of mutant bar of soap. Just be careful washing your backside with that little thing, cause, 'whoop!', it's gone! And what was with the water pressure in those dorm showers? I turned that thing on, it blew me out the window. I had to strap myself in to stay in there, then stand there and take a pressurized blast to the face like I was marching on Montgomery.
Is it me, or are there not alot of black people or mexicans going skiing? I never see em on the mountain. Its always white guys named chip, and these little 5 year old shooting down the hill at 800 mph. If I see a black guy and a mexican guy at the top of the mountain, I call 911....there's been a plane crash!
Have a great weekend.....
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