Let's see.....Moron is here...soooooo......
Make sure you visit Pete Nose's blog for the Friday running rant between he and I. Make sure you start at the bottom and work your way up....otherwise it makes even less sense.
Ok, I am an idiot. Tell me if you ever pulled this genius move. I set my alarm for 7 am, thinking, hey, I'll get up a little early tomorrow. I even went to bed at a decent hour, so no problems, right? Wrong! Tossed and turned for two hours, so bam, Im behind in my sleep. Obviously, 7 am is not gonna happen. So, the alarm goes off at 7, and I stare the alarm clock down. Didn't work, it wouldn't back down. So, I get up, and decide, I need 30 more minutes. I set the alarm to 7:30, and back to bed! I think you know what happened. At 9:20 I jump up, and freak out. What the!?!? Where is the buzz-buzz-buzz? Turns out, I didnt reset the alarm, I reset the clock. God is that stupid. So not only did I freak out and jump out of bed, but I wasnt as late as I thought. So I was tripping out, then relieved, but still running late. The worst part was that I had slipped into a dream that seemed so realistic, so I thought I was awake before I got up. There was no rush then to get out of bed. I could have slept all day at that rate....it is a small miracle that I am here.
Great web site for the latest in business world buzzwords. Check out buzzwhack.com, and expand your fake vocabulary. My personal favorite is sarchasm: the gap between the sarcastic person and the target who doesn't get it.
Ok, I'm bored. To annoy you all, I will now quote Jack Nicholson's speech from A Few Good Men:
"You want answers?"
"I think I'm entitled t..."
"YOU WANT ANSWERS!?!"
"I want the truth!"
"You can't handle the truth! Son we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that, Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, though grotesque, and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't wanna know because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall! You NEED me on that wall! We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a lifetime spent defending something....you use them as a punchline! I have neither the time, nor the inclination, to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner, in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I dont give a damn, WHAT YOU THINK YOU ARE ENTITLED TO!"
Ok, I am an idiot. Tell me if you ever pulled this genius move. I set my alarm for 7 am, thinking, hey, I'll get up a little early tomorrow. I even went to bed at a decent hour, so no problems, right? Wrong! Tossed and turned for two hours, so bam, Im behind in my sleep. Obviously, 7 am is not gonna happen. So, the alarm goes off at 7, and I stare the alarm clock down. Didn't work, it wouldn't back down. So, I get up, and decide, I need 30 more minutes. I set the alarm to 7:30, and back to bed! I think you know what happened. At 9:20 I jump up, and freak out. What the!?!? Where is the buzz-buzz-buzz? Turns out, I didnt reset the alarm, I reset the clock. God is that stupid. So not only did I freak out and jump out of bed, but I wasnt as late as I thought. So I was tripping out, then relieved, but still running late. The worst part was that I had slipped into a dream that seemed so realistic, so I thought I was awake before I got up. There was no rush then to get out of bed. I could have slept all day at that rate....it is a small miracle that I am here.
Great web site for the latest in business world buzzwords. Check out buzzwhack.com, and expand your fake vocabulary. My personal favorite is sarchasm: the gap between the sarcastic person and the target who doesn't get it.
Ok, I'm bored. To annoy you all, I will now quote Jack Nicholson's speech from A Few Good Men:
"You want answers?"
"I think I'm entitled t..."
"YOU WANT ANSWERS!?!"
"I want the truth!"
"You can't handle the truth! Son we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that, Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, though grotesque, and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't wanna know because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall! You NEED me on that wall! We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a lifetime spent defending something....you use them as a punchline! I have neither the time, nor the inclination, to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner, in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I dont give a damn, WHAT YOU THINK YOU ARE ENTITLED TO!"
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