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Beware of BBS, my friends. I fear I may have it. It's a self diagnosis, but still, I think Im on to something. BBS is not rare. BBS is Bad Body Syndrome, otherwise known as BT's Disease. Apparantly, and Im not positive, it is transferred through touch. When a friend of yours who already has BBS hands you another beer, BBS is transferred onto the can, and onto you. Luckily, 2 or 3 exposures are not enough to contract this terrible disorder, however, 12-15 exposures in a night can wreak serious havoc to your midsection. Just beware my friends, it's out there....
What is the point of one hour photo? You just saw the freaking thing! How nostalgic can you be about a concept like "a little while ago?"
Maybe it's just me. However, everytime someone on the road pisses me off with their idiotic driving, invariably, I pull up next to em, to make sure there isnt a monkey or a mutated fish driving the damn minivan, and there it is, so idiot on a cell phone. Look, Im not preaching safety first, and let's ban cell phone use, and all that. I use the phone in the car....however, I can freaking drive! These people can't drive! As if that isnt bad enough, they feel the need to distract themselves further. Im sorry, but if you cant operate a motor vehcile at greater than 35 mph on the freeway while telling Betty Lou about little Jimmy's piano recital, get off that damn phone! There can not be something so damn important that you can't wait till you get home. And if it is that important, get a hands free system so I dont have to bob and weave behind you trying to figure out if maybe you are on fire or suffering a stroke. Know your limitations.....
What is Texas' problem? Why do people there take everything so personally? I mean, people in Texans are so caught up in being from Texas, that they have a fit if you talk bad about one of their own. This GW Bush thing is the ultimate. The guy is falling apart in front of our faces, he is a disaster. He lied, he sent troops into a worthless situation, he's an idiot, the economy sucks.....and yet, if you criticize the guy, you get a whole state telling you how un-American you are. Maybe Im stupid, but isn't the point of America that you can criticize the government? I could have sworn I read that somewhere.
Beware of BBS, my friends. I fear I may have it. It's a self diagnosis, but still, I think Im on to something. BBS is not rare. BBS is Bad Body Syndrome, otherwise known as BT's Disease. Apparantly, and Im not positive, it is transferred through touch. When a friend of yours who already has BBS hands you another beer, BBS is transferred onto the can, and onto you. Luckily, 2 or 3 exposures are not enough to contract this terrible disorder, however, 12-15 exposures in a night can wreak serious havoc to your midsection. Just beware my friends, it's out there....
What is the point of one hour photo? You just saw the freaking thing! How nostalgic can you be about a concept like "a little while ago?"
Maybe it's just me. However, everytime someone on the road pisses me off with their idiotic driving, invariably, I pull up next to em, to make sure there isnt a monkey or a mutated fish driving the damn minivan, and there it is, so idiot on a cell phone. Look, Im not preaching safety first, and let's ban cell phone use, and all that. I use the phone in the car....however, I can freaking drive! These people can't drive! As if that isnt bad enough, they feel the need to distract themselves further. Im sorry, but if you cant operate a motor vehcile at greater than 35 mph on the freeway while telling Betty Lou about little Jimmy's piano recital, get off that damn phone! There can not be something so damn important that you can't wait till you get home. And if it is that important, get a hands free system so I dont have to bob and weave behind you trying to figure out if maybe you are on fire or suffering a stroke. Know your limitations.....
What is Texas' problem? Why do people there take everything so personally? I mean, people in Texans are so caught up in being from Texas, that they have a fit if you talk bad about one of their own. This GW Bush thing is the ultimate. The guy is falling apart in front of our faces, he is a disaster. He lied, he sent troops into a worthless situation, he's an idiot, the economy sucks.....and yet, if you criticize the guy, you get a whole state telling you how un-American you are. Maybe Im stupid, but isn't the point of America that you can criticize the government? I could have sworn I read that somewhere.
